Thursday, October 27, 2005

Would Advertising Lie To Me?

I can't be sure, but I don't think the beer commercials have mentioned this.

My understanding is that (a) you drink, (b) you get to have cool friends, (c) you have wacky adventures that make your life interesting and somehow worthwhile, (d) you are funny and the life of the party, and (d) hot chicks enjoy your company and vie to be near you.

I think I saw this ad during last year's Super Bowl:
Also, it's known that alcoholic men can develop signs of low testosterone, including shrunken testicles and enlarged breasts.

8 comments:

Mr Furious said...

Those two must have drank a lot of beer...

Otto Man said...

Reminds me of that great SNL sketch for "Schmitt's Gay." They were more right than they knew.

Thrillhous said...

Maybe they should just put beer in pink bottles.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Reminds me of a Chris Rock joke: "Nobody needs to sell drugs because drugs sell themselves."

Noah said...

HA!

Since my whole blog pretty much centers around beer, drinking beer, brewing beer, tasting beer, getting slammed off of beer, I must take exception to this troubling study!

Otto Man said...

I think you're thinking of "Se7en" there, Norbizness.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

I guess that explains my tiny testicles.

Studiodave said...

Is that what those are? I thought you dropped raisins.