Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Caption Contest

It's time for another caption contest.

Set your phasers on "pun."

11 comments:

  1. Congresswoman Harris unveils her new plan to cover the genitalia of farm animals everywhere.

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  2. Katherine Harris continues to cultivate her identity as a MILF -- Moron I'd Like to Forget.

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  3. Suddenly the President is a little less impressed by the favors his brother did for him back in 2000.

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  4. I thought harpys were half eagle...

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  5. In an effort to counter the Democrats' image as "the Mommy Party," the Republicans have decided to become "the Mammary Party."

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  6. "Look, Fred, she's gotten her boobies. And they're so perky!"

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  7. "High waste? No, we're fiscally responsible."

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  8. It's I-Rod by a nose with the "harpys" line as they round the bend...

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  9. Nice of y'all to ask me to be in your "F-Troop Reunion" show? Are we ready to start filming?

    Well played. It's like Larry Storch got breast implants.

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