"Hey sister, I just heard a great joke. 'How do you get a nun pregnant? ....'"
"I don't care if you're the best ex-president ever -- quit fooling around and take that wimple off, Mr. Carter!"
"M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-EEEEEE"
Reaching behind the nun's robe, President Bush demonstrates the maneuver he likes to call "the Mother Goose."
"Ok. I've got one, sister: There once was a girl from Nuntucket..."
Otto, I was thinking the same damned thing, you just said it a lot better!
"Mother? That really you, Bar? Maybe it's the getup, but you usually have a poofier loin region. Heh, heh."
Prayer may be the last refuge of a scoundrel, but he can't hide from the almighty power of snark. So have at him.
"Hey sister, I just heard a great joke. 'How do you get a nun pregnant? ....'"
ReplyDelete"I don't care if you're the best ex-president ever -- quit fooling around and take that wimple off, Mr. Carter!"
ReplyDelete"M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-EEEEEE"
ReplyDeleteReaching behind the nun's robe, President Bush demonstrates the maneuver he likes to call "the Mother Goose."
ReplyDelete"Ok. I've got one, sister: There once was a girl from Nuntucket..."
ReplyDeleteOtto, I was thinking the same damned thing, you just said it a lot better!
ReplyDelete"Mother? That really you, Bar? Maybe it's the getup, but you usually have a poofier loin region. Heh, heh."
ReplyDelete