Thursday, April 20, 2006

Security Brief

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the most disgusting and most effective cash concealment product on the market -- the Brief Safe.

I stress the word "disgusting." Consider yourself warned.
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4 comments:

  1. Mr Furious2:38 PM

    And that's considered a law enforcement and military product...how?

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  2. Isaac Carmichael3:04 PM

    It would take balls to apply for a patent for that particular item...

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  3. InanimateCarbonRod3:15 PM

    Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

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  4. Otto Man3:20 PM

    Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

    That's what the "doo-doo drops" are for, apparently. At least I hope that's what they're for. Yeesh.

    Part of me wants to call these the Santorum Special, in honor of Dan Savage's good work with that word.

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