Thursday, April 20, 2006

Security Brief

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the most disgusting and most effective cash concealment product on the market -- the Brief Safe.

I stress the word "disgusting." Consider yourself warned.

4 comments:

Mr Furious said...

And that's considered a law enforcement and military product...how?

Isaac Carmichael said...

It would take balls to apply for a patent for that particular item...

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

Otto Man said...

Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

That's what the "doo-doo drops" are for, apparently. At least I hope that's what they're for. Yeesh.

Part of me wants to call these the Santorum Special, in honor of Dan Savage's good work with that word.