A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. . . . He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone. . . .(By way of one of my star spawn friends.)
Sounds like a Japanese game show.
ReplyDeleteI hate when that happens!
ReplyDeleteOuch. On the bright side, this tragedy does help spread the word about the dangers of shrinkage.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know if W's visiting Croatia during his summer break?
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't work, Thrillhous. Cheney made Bush store his testicles into a blind trust for the duration of his presidency.
ReplyDeleteThe strutting around is Bush's way of pretending they're still there. But they're not.
made Bush store his testicles into a blind trust
ReplyDeleteYou mean Condi?
No, no. Cheney has full control over the Presidential Nuts.
ReplyDeleteHe keeps them in his desk, occasionally taking them out to spin them in his palm like Captain Queeg.
Ok, I'm officially squirming around in agony.
ReplyDeleteEnough!
My testicles shrunk when I read that story.
ReplyDeleteWhich is good -- that way they won't get stuck at all.
ReplyDeleteI think Condi already has a pair of her own.
ReplyDelete(No he didn't!)
What's the big deal here? It's not like anything got pierced or smooshed.
ReplyDeleteAnd he couldn't break a slat himself? I wouldn't have wanted to call anyone.
Mrs. T, although I run the risk of being called a mysogynist (sp?), I think this is the kind of thing you have to be a guy to fully understand.
ReplyDeleteTo put it in terms you would understand, reading something like this causes most guys to react the way Obi Wan Kenobi did when Alderan was blown up.
Cutting the chair in half seems a little extreme. Couldn't he just order a pina colada and soak his nards in it?
ReplyDeleteMrs. T, we can discuss pain after the birth of Thrillhous Jr.
something like this causes most guys to react the way Obi Wan Kenobi did when Alderan was blown up
ReplyDeleteReactions in these here parts seemed to be stronger than just slumping in a chair. More like Luke having his hand chopped off.
we can discuss pain after the birth of Thrillhous Jr
My books tell me I don't have to feel pain! They wouldn't lie....would they?
Based on the women-folk I've know'd who done birthed baby-childs, I done got one word for ya':
ReplyDeleteEpidural.