Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Spider Menace

Courtesy of TCR, I see that the Bush administration will have to contend with yet another terrorist-sympathizing, al-Qaeda-enabling, freedom-hugging civil liberties lover. His name? Spiderman.

It's only a matter of time before J. Jonah Jameson orders his Fox News minions to denounce him right away.

3 comments:

  1. First the Teletubbies, now Spidey. Is no one safe?

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  2. My God. Sesame Street can't be far behind now...

    ...wait. I am pretty sure Sesame Street has been on the "watch" list for decades...

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  3. Duuude! Spoiler alert!

    On the bright side, we'll soon have Mighty Mouse come to our aid.

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