What better way to celebrate a sick day than a caption contest with Kazaam and Dubya? Have at it.(This time, the photo's stolen from our good friend and registered sex offender Norbizness, who has a much fuller array of photos awaiting your captioning skills.)
For President Bush, it was the ultimate temptation -- the biggest bald head he'd ever seen, but tantalizingly out of reach.
ReplyDeleteKazaam? A little help on Iraq, please?
ReplyDeleteObviously, Tarentino needs to work some more on the casting for Pulp Fiction 2: Electric Boogaloo.
ReplyDeleteWF
The new cast of Two and a Half Men -- Shaquille O'Neal, playing the role of two men, and George W. Bush, playing the role of half a man.
ReplyDeleteMr. Bush, this is what a slam dunk really is. A note for your next intelligence briefing before you invade again.
ReplyDelete"You govern like I rap."
ReplyDelete"Thanks, Kazaam. Laura has stopped bothering me with her insatiable sexual appetite since you've been around..."
ReplyDeleteMistakenly believing the position is reserved for African-Americans, President Bush introduces the new Secretary of State to the White House Press Corps.
ReplyDelete"My dad says you only hustle during the playoffs."
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ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhh, man! Do have me wanting to see what follows that! Mmmmm, yeah.
YOU TRY DRAGGING ANTOINE WALKER AND MICHAEL DOLEAC UP THE FLOOR FOR 40 MINUTES
ReplyDeleteP.S. I just discovered the sex offender crack. No way I'm registered, though. Off the grid.
We keep our own records, Norb.
ReplyDeleteW- "...you know I rigged the Finals for you last summer."
ReplyDeleteShaq -"...you know I de-flowered both your daughters at the same time?"