Joe Theismann will no longer be part of the network's "Monday Night Football" broadcast and will be replaced as an analyst by Ron Jaworski, the former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback, the network announced Monday.Now if I can just get them to bring back Verne Lundquist.
Proof that prayer does work.
ReplyDeleteOr drunkenly yelling insults at the television.
Hmmm. Further research is required.
I kept praying to Catherine Deneuve that Lawrence Taylor would bum rush the booth and finish the job he started on MNF all those years ago.
ReplyDeletePraise Jeebus.
ReplyDeleteNow Theeeesman is going to have to remind people he used to be in the NFL one street corner rant at a time.
They might consider bring back Verne Lundquist . . . but if you've seen him on the NCAA games you'll realize he couldn't fit in a booth with two other guys.
ReplyDeleteBring back Broadway Joe & The Juice.