And as Michelle Bachmann will explain to you, with her deep knowledge of history, the Hindenberg was a spaceship designed by Alfred Einstein that blew up and killed the Wright Brothers.
Bart: Look at that hunk of junk. Grampa Simpson: Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did. Bart: So how do you know so much about American history? Grampa Simpson: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.
There's a theory going around that Michele Bachmann is the pseudonym of a satirical avant garde performance artist, and the whole stunt just got out of hand.
I get the distinct impression that they just make shit up as they go.
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ReplyDeleteWell, heck, I didn't know that Woodsey Owl and Al Franken went back in time to alter American trade policy between the two world wars.
WF
Actually, her diatribe made me think of this:
ReplyDeleteBart: Look at that hunk of junk.
Grampa Simpson: Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
Grampa Simpson: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.
WF
Well played, Wes.
ReplyDelete"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
ReplyDelete"Germans?"
"Forget it he's rolling."
There's a theory going around that Michele Bachmann is the pseudonym of a satirical avant garde performance artist, and the whole stunt just got out of hand.
ReplyDeleteYou know, like the presidency of W.
I just can't imagine having her as my congressman. I'd be too afraid she'd swallow her own tongue, much less get anything done for us.
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