tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post114055233639614698..comments2023-11-05T02:42:05.343-05:00Comments on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Nachos: The Bride of FrankensteinStudiodavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140650318629263692006-02-22T18:18:00.000-05:002006-02-22T18:18:00.000-05:00If that were so, Mr. Furious, the Internet might c...If that were so, Mr. Furious, the Internet might collapse in on itself.TravisGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02983759326735259021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140647119686110192006-02-22T17:25:00.000-05:002006-02-22T17:25:00.000-05:00Holy Crap! I've been hearing about this thing for ...Holy Crap! I've been hearing about this thing for a few days, but I just now sat down and adjusted my eyes too read that crappy fax.<BR/><BR/>World-class douchebag is my early favorite for Understatement of the Year. <BR/><BR/>The (un)funny thing is, perhaps the dickiest part, to me, is that she has to purchase her own birthday gift and it has to be some sexual shit for him to further humiliate her with. He cannot even buy her a fucking present of his own initiative. Would it kill him to do anything for his wife?<BR/><BR/>I'm really hoping it turns out that the wife is Chuck Norris' sister...Mr Furioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03781439243585972721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140576762903831232006-02-21T21:52:00.000-05:002006-02-21T21:52:00.000-05:00I think it's pretty obvious that this guy is a wor...I think it's pretty obvious that this guy is a world-class douchebag, but I find it really difficult to work up any sympathy for a woman who would give a guy like this a second date, let alone marry him.<BR/><BR/>It reminds me of that Bill Hicks routine:<BR/><BR/>-That guy's Satan!<BR/><BR/>-You don't know him like I do.<BR/><BR/>-He's the Prince of Darkness!<BR/><BR/>-I can change him.InanimateCarbonRodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12247895134217919954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140565396017971912006-02-21T18:43:00.000-05:002006-02-21T18:43:00.000-05:00Wow...this looks a lot like the contract for Ameri...Wow...this looks a lot like the contract for America. Only this document does at least let you keep some shred of basic human dignity.<BR/><BR/>And to be fair, she does get 19 whole points for unexpected anal intercourse.Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140559054216295332006-02-21T16:57:00.000-05:002006-02-21T16:57:00.000-05:00Boy, is my wife ever gonna be sore when she finds ...Boy, is my wife ever gonna be sore when she finds out those aren't standard-issue marital demands. I might hafta revoke her Internet privileges until this all blows over...TravisGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02983759326735259021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140556056901567852006-02-21T16:07:00.000-05:002006-02-21T16:07:00.000-05:00I did like the girlie romantic-novel font. Nice t...I did like the girlie romantic-novel font. Nice touch.<BR/><BR/>Maybe he thought it would take the edge off his system of awarding "good behavior" points for anal penetration.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1140555824125012522006-02-21T16:03:00.000-05:002006-02-21T16:03:00.000-05:00Ida Know. He may be on to something. My wife nee...Ida Know. He may be on to something. My wife needs to accept such discipline. Perhaps a contract with a fagala font would help my case.<BR/><BR/>Also, I think he was being reasonable in withdrawing thong demands on those "heavy" days.Studiodavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.com