tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post114642109917882451..comments2023-11-05T02:42:05.343-05:00Comments on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Nachos: Caption ContestStudiodavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146579783907125442006-05-02T10:23:00.000-04:002006-05-02T10:23:00.000-04:00"Ya see, Curious George and Strawberry Shortcake a..."Ya see, Curious George and Strawberry Shortcake are two distinct fictional characters... Separated by an arm's length."teh l4m3https://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146540563879764682006-05-01T23:29:00.000-04:002006-05-01T23:29:00.000-04:00To prove he loves immigrants, Bush outsources Cond...To prove he loves immigrants, Bush outsources Condi Rice's job to China.ORFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05889154291548101387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146521929040437812006-05-01T18:18:00.000-04:002006-05-01T18:18:00.000-04:00Man, that is creepy. But who's it for? The blind...Man, that is creepy. But who's it for? The blind presumably aren't reading the site to begin with, but even so, how would they know where to click?Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146513719374497342006-05-01T16:01:00.001-04:002006-05-01T16:01:00.001-04:00Sweet, it worked!Sweet, it worked!Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146513673338545052006-05-01T16:01:00.000-04:002006-05-01T16:01:00.000-04:00No snark...I'm just trying out that new handicapab...No snark...I'm just trying out that new handicapable feature.Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146484852280169092006-05-01T08:00:00.000-04:002006-05-01T08:00:00.000-04:00"Let me just say in her defense that when she was ..."Let me just say in her defense that when she was young and stupid, she was young and stupid."InanimateCarbonRodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12247895134217919954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146441317495671392006-04-30T19:55:00.000-04:002006-04-30T19:55:00.000-04:00"I am the decider, and I have decided ... YOU are ..."I am the decider, and I have decided ... YOU are IT."Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146439063481045602006-04-30T19:17:00.000-04:002006-04-30T19:17:00.000-04:00BUSH: Now, those of you that think I let the Chine...<B>BUSH:</B> Now, those of you that think I let the Chinese do whatever they want with their exports have got to understand.<BR/><BR/>See, this girl here isn't actually a little Chinese girl, she's a Chinese knockoff of a little American girl, available at Wal-Mart to childless couples at an unbelievably low price.<BR/><BR/>But because she's a copy, I told President Hu China can't be exporting knockoffs of American kids to the U.S.<BR/><BR/><B>REPORTER:</B> Mr. President, do I take it that you wouldn't have a problem with China exporting authentic Chinese children to the U.S., to sell at Wal-Mart or wherever?<BR/><BR/><B>BUSH:</B> No, I wouln't have a problem with that, because that, you know, that's just bidness. That's free trade.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146430333707307532006-04-30T16:52:00.000-04:002006-04-30T16:52:00.000-04:00Look into this innocent child's eyes and tell me I...Look into this innocent child's eyes and tell me I'm lying!Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1146422951432065512006-04-30T14:49:00.000-04:002006-04-30T14:49:00.000-04:00I found her wandering around lost in the White Hou...I found her wandering around lost in the White House. Can I keep her, Laura?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com