tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post114919441057356212..comments2023-11-05T02:42:05.343-05:00Comments on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Nachos: Mission Accomplished!Studiodavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1149272119299704052006-06-02T14:15:00.000-04:002006-06-02T14:15:00.000-04:00I think they're saving the Code Red distraction fo...I think they're saving the Code Red distraction for when a hurricane takes out Baltimore or, perhaps, for when Bush accidentally orders a nuclear strike against Omaha. "But Laura! It sounds like it's in the Middle East, doesn't it?"Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1149255543279293882006-06-02T09:39:00.000-04:002006-06-02T09:39:00.000-04:00You know, with W's approval rating in the toilet, ...You know, with W's approval rating in the toilet, I'm surprised we haven't gotten an Elmo yet...Isaac Carmichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402890244648619420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1149247853135800212006-06-02T07:30:00.000-04:002006-06-02T07:30:00.000-04:00I know Tiptonville. I worked in Tiptonville. New Y...I know Tiptonville. I worked in Tiptonville. New York City, you're no Tiptonville.Thrillhoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082092153634900636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1149219207378558862006-06-01T23:33:00.000-04:002006-06-01T23:33:00.000-04:00DHS major domo Chertoff was on PBS' "News Hour" th...DHS major domo Chertoff was on PBS' "News Hour" this evening, explaining that last year places like New York got an unusually large amount, so this year they will get a lesser amount, and you have to average it out and divide by the number of Hasidim living in Dubuque, or something.<BR/><BR/>If someone asks you to explain all this, I suggest it's easier to just sing a few lines from "Put The Lime in the Coconut."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com