tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post115194519172132399..comments2023-11-05T02:42:05.343-05:00Comments on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Nachos: "Oh, So They Have Internet on Computers Now!"Studiodavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152132575372360622006-07-05T16:49:00.000-04:002006-07-05T16:49:00.000-04:00Hilarious. He thinks the Internet is like the pne...Hilarious. He thinks the Internet is like the pneumatic tubes at the bank's drive up window.<BR/><BR/>People over 35 should be barred from any vote that has anything to do with the Internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152101249366788292006-07-05T08:07:00.000-04:002006-07-05T08:07:00.000-04:00And yet we have to at least give him credit for no...And yet we have to at least give him credit for not saying "Internets". <BR/><BR/>I had a way better comment than this one, but it got tangled up in those tubes. I am so signing up for that DoD internet. They've got their own tubes!Thrillhoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082092153634900636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152031867159017042006-07-04T12:51:00.000-04:002006-07-04T12:51:00.000-04:00Nice one, Furious. Grandpa Simpson was exactly w...Nice one, Furious. Grandpa Simpson was exactly who Stevens reminded me of. <BR/><BR/>But I've gone to the onion story too many times, and couldn't find anything suitable as a replacement. I nearly titled the post "Grover Cleveland Spanked Me on Two Non-Consecutive Occasions" but decided it was too obscure.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152022651398103972006-07-04T10:17:00.000-04:002006-07-04T10:17:00.000-04:00Stevens continued..."So I tied an onion to my belt...Stevens continued...<BR/><BR/><I>"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say... Now where were we, oh ya...They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."</I><BR/><BR/>[Grampa Simps—er, Stevens needed a little editing. MF]Mr Furioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03781439243585972721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152020848769619702006-07-04T09:47:00.000-04:002006-07-04T09:47:00.000-04:00You can see the talking points the lobbyist gave h...You can see the talking points the lobbyist gave him, but he doesn't quite understand how to connect the dots.Studiodavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1151966119390882412006-07-03T18:35:00.000-04:002006-07-03T18:35:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Mr Furioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03781439243585972721noreply@blogger.com