tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post115223498740559536..comments2023-11-05T02:42:05.343-05:00Comments on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Nachos: Friday Random TenStudiodavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16784469805972410740noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152375122941304672006-07-08T12:12:00.000-04:002006-07-08T12:12:00.000-04:00I'd like to second the Zombie Nina Simone recommen...I'd like to second the Zombie Nina Simone recommendation.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152339286835647032006-07-08T02:14:00.000-04:002006-07-08T02:14:00.000-04:00Our generation needs a sultry crooner. Will someon...<I>Our generation needs a sultry crooner. Will someone get on that? Also, she should be able to beat up Mariah Carey. More importantly, she should be willing to beat up Mariah Carey.</I><BR/><BR/>I think we should re-animate zombie Nina Simone and put her on a continuous rotation of recording and Mariah Carey beating.The Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09871483181005895488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152306570972214562006-07-07T17:09:00.000-04:002006-07-07T17:09:00.000-04:00The Milt-dog started an epic ‘Pod cleansing projec...The Milt-dog started an epic ‘Pod cleansing project this week: the removal of all unnecessary album skits and TV theme songs (re: the latter- don’t ask how many I have). I’ve done all tracks under 55 seconds long and have already gotten rid of almost 100 tracks. Ridonkeylious! My criteria:<BR/><BR/>* Any skits w/ musical integrity (see A Tribe Called Quest), necessary album context contributions (see Prince Paul’s <I>A Prince Among Thieves</I>) or a high level of hilariousness (see Farnsworth Bentley’s guest stint on <I> The Love Below</I>) were kept. Otherwise, there was no brand name favoritism. Not for you, De La Soul. Nor you, Outkast. And the most flagrantly whack skit recorder of all time is no doubt Eminem. Dude, no one wants to listen to your dumb fucking voicemails. Honestly. <BR/><BR/>* TV themes for songs we know and love (e.g. <I>Golden Girls</I>) or songs that are generally interesting (see below) were kept. Else, farewell. <BR/><BR/>1. Billy Corgan, “Squirrels With Tails”<BR/><BR/>This is from the soundtrack to <I>Ransom</I>. Yes, I bought a soundtrack to a Ron Howard film. Corgan did all the dark guitar work playing in the background of the kidnappers crib. It’s my Howard film of choice. In fact, one of the few I like. This and <I>Splash</I> pretty well cover it. 7/10<BR/><BR/>2. “The World of Commander McBragg TV Theme Song”<BR/><BR/>I have to include the lyrics:<BR/><BR/>This is the World of Commander McBragg <BR/>Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg. <BR/>He fights monsters galore <BR/>And then asks for still more <BR/>Or so says the brag of McBragg. <BR/><BR/>When on the hill the marines plant a flag <BR/>They may be led by Commander McBragg. <BR/>With a cannon in hand <BR/>He can beat any band <BR/>Or so says the brag of McBragg. <BR/><BR/>Fencing and fighting and round table knighting <BR/>And slaying of dragons, too. <BR/>Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling <BR/>There's nothing McBragg can't do. <BR/>Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping <BR/>And flying to Timbuktu. <BR/>Roping and riding and Indian guiding <BR/>Commander McBragg comes through. <BR/><BR/>This is the World of Commander McBragg <BR/>Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg. <BR/>He can do anything <BR/>In his world he's a king <BR/>Or so says the brag of McBragg.<BR/><BR/>This show must have been fucking outrageous. How the hell did it get cancelled? Somebody call Michael Bay! We need a big screen remake! 6/10<BR/><BR/>3. Nina Simone, “Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood”<BR/><BR/>Our generation needs a sultry crooner. Will someone get on that? Also, she should be able to beat up Mariah Carey. More importantly, she should be <I>willing</I> to beat up Mariah Carey. 8/10<BR/><BR/>4. Scissor Sisters, “Laura”<BR/><BR/>This song is so gay. As in it brings happiness to all who hear it. What did you think I meant? You disgust me. 9/10<BR/><BR/>5. Pearl Jam, “Rearview Mirror”<BR/><BR/>PJ’s G.O.A.T. 10/10<BR/><BR/>6. Keane, “Can’t Stop Now”<BR/><BR/>As hard as I’ve tried, I can’t bring myself to hate these guys. And believe me, I’ve tried, what with the hate mail, the t-shirt that says, “Keane isn’t for me!” and the tattoo that says, “Note to self: If you’re not in the mood to rock listen to Keane.” Still, I’m a sucker for ye olde piano, but I do manage not to love them. 6/10<BR/><BR/>7. John Coltrane, “Cherryco”<BR/><BR/>Speaking of blazing good brass work, I saw Broken Social Scene yesterday. ‘Tis a must hit. Eleven musicians, and at times six guitars rocking simultaneously. H-o-t. 7/10<BR/><BR/>8. Pearl Jam, “Garden (Live)”<BR/><BR/>My on deck project may be some Pearl Jam cleansing. I like them and all but have too many bootlegs and the like. This isn’t the first time they’ve come up multiple times in one shufflelog. No one likes a DJ who plays the same group twice in less than an hour, unless that group is Outkast and the song is “Hey Ya.” 7/10<BR/><BR/>9. The Simpsons, “Meet the Flintstones”<BR/><BR/>“He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.” That Homer guys kind of funny. I have a feeling he might just make it. 8/10<BR/><BR/>10. Black Sheep, “Blunted”<BR/><BR/>Though called “Blunted,” not once do the lyrics refer to someone being spoken to bluntly. Hmm… 7/10<BR/><BR/>75. Milty’s moving in the right direction. I can’t stress the cleansing enough, people.Dr. Milton von Fünkdoctorspockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14089331657801682998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152295956073148182006-07-07T14:12:00.000-04:002006-07-07T14:12:00.000-04:00Public Service Announcement - D.J. Danger Mouse & ...<I>Public Service Announcement - D.J. Danger Mouse & Jay-Z. I like this version better than the original, and it's much cooler to boot.</I><BR/><BR/>On that, I agree completely. Simply outstanding.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully, this common ground can paper over our New Pornographers differences and let this sham relationship of ours survive. If not for us, Doc, then for the children.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152295384279594822006-07-07T14:03:00.000-04:002006-07-07T14:03:00.000-04:00Man, I sure hope the New Pornographers don't pop u...Man, I sure hope the New Pornographers don't pop up on my FRT, otherwise we'd have conflicting coolness scales. Not that that's ever happened before...<BR/><BR/>1. <B>Sacrifice - Coral Egan.</B> Little-known pop-jazz songstress from Canada. She's pretty good, and the fact that she kicks Diana Krall's ass all over the place gives her an extra cool point. 8/10.<BR/>2. <B>Feel U Up - Prince.</B> Ack. Not not NOT cool. 2/10.<BR/>3. <B>Dracula's Wedding - Andre 3000.</B> Kooky funk with acoustic guitar and bleeps. What? 6/10.<BR/>4. <B>Knowing People - Matthew Sweet.</B> Back when he was actually decent and not making crappy cover albums. 7/10.<BR/>5. <B>Hey, Johnny Park! - Foo Fighters.</B> Awesome straight-ahead rock tune that I have no complaints about. Minus one point for questionable off-stage politics. 8/10.<BR/>6. <B>He Looked A Lot Like Tiger Williams - Hanson Brothers.</B> Plus two points for being a song about the most deserving man who will never be in the NHL hall-of-fame. 9/10.<BR/>7. <B>Public Service Announcement - D.J. Danger Mouse & Jay-Z.</B> I like this version better than the original, and it's much cooler to boot. 8/10.<BR/>8. <B>Things To Forget - Sarah Harmer.</B> Eeeugh. This song could be my least-favourite of hers. Awkward arrangement and generally bothersome. 4/10.<BR/>9. <B>Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin.</B> Finally, a song Thrillhous can be proud of me for having! +2 for drum solo. 9/10.<BR/>10. <B>Dear Sons And Daughters Of Hungry Ghosts - Wolf Parade.</B> Toe-tapping indie rock. Yes, you heard me. 7/10.<BR/><BR/>Grand total of 78/100. Wow, 7.8's the highest I've had for a while now. And I was trying really hard to stick with the self-audit guidelines too. Huh. Maybe I'm all about the cool this week...oh right, the Prince song. Well. Never mind, then.The Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09871483181005895488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152288133354876432006-07-07T12:02:00.000-04:002006-07-07T12:02:00.000-04:00I'm with you on the Iron City Beer, Smitty.Of cour...I'm with you on the Iron City Beer, Smitty.<BR/><BR/>Of course, I drank Schaefer Light in college, so I may not be the best judge of taste. ($2.49 for a six pack! Come on!)Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152285243006632632006-07-07T11:14:00.000-04:002006-07-07T11:14:00.000-04:00...and the other two seem to be the models for the...<I>...and the other two seem to be the models for the Super Mario Brothers</I><BR/><BR/>Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!!! Awesome.<BR/><BR/>With an iPod in one hand and my bottle opener in the other:<BR/><BR/>1) Cheatin' on You - Taj Mahal. Eatin' the forbidden fruit, baby. I been cheatin' on you, but somebody been cheatin’ on me. Tit for tat. Forbidden fruit…I’ll go with Unibroue’s Apple Ephemere’. Forbidden fruit indeed.<BR/>2) Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love. Wow. 2 songs in a row with flagrant overuse of apostrophies. Sort of like the flagrant overuse of hops in Arbor Brewing Cos’ Big Ben Brew. Tastes like tin, but the song I’ve paired it with is a great one from the great ones.<BR/>3) You Make Me Feel So Young – the Chairman of the Board. What beer would the Chairman himself drink? Something classy. Something fresh. Something with tons of alcohol. What better than Dogfish Head’s 120 Minute IPA; smooth, sweet, hard-hitting at 21% abv.<BR/>4) Cigaro – System of Down. Cigars go with Great Lakes Brewing Company’s Edmund Fitzgerald Porter. This beer, though, doesn’t have the same tinge that System’s singer gets in your ear after like 3 songs. I can tolerate the beer way longer.<BR/>5) When Darkness Falls – Killswitch Engage. Killswitch is vaguely engaging, especially with their “new” singer. It shouldn’t be as catchy as it is..but it is. A similar beer, that I just can’t put my finger on <I>why</I> I like it, is Iron City Beer. It’s generic, it should just be “blah….” But dammit, I drink it when I can find it. Why?<BR/>6) Terrible Lie – NIN. Classic, hurt and angry, just like the guy who brewed Rock Bottom Brewery’s Angry Hippie APA. Big hop explosion with a new variety and spicy hops grown in Oregon. Sort of like the big, angry, spicy explosion Trent Reznor made with Pretty Hate Machine.<BR/>7) Freewill – Rush. I will choose a path that’s clear. I will choose Free Will. Free will, being a philosophy, is like New Holland’s Phi. Phi is the concept that everything in nature is divisible and thus made in perfect proportion. For Phi, they took all their ingredients, divided it by Phi, and brewed it. Awesome beer.<BR/>8) Paranoid – Megadeth. Remake. Sabbath’s version can’t be touched. I’ll drink this with the beer that started it all for me, Guinness, to take the sting off a bit.<BR/>9) Agent 00 Funk – Jon Cleary. Smooth funk about smooth super agents. Of funk. To be drunk with a smooth but funky beer, Frank Boon’s Gueuze.<BR/>10) Meaning in Tragedy – As I Lay Dying. This band is one of the ones who have mastered perfect congruence between the bass and the double-bass drums, adding the rhythm guitar in the same syncopated rythms and adding a counter-starin on top. All as fast as they can play. A beer with similar multi-layered congruence, where each piece stands apart alone but in perfect rhythm, not syncopation, with the rest is Stone’s Imperial Stout.Noahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14345059376742159966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152277450391737732006-07-07T09:04:00.000-04:002006-07-07T09:04:00.000-04:00Let's get Friday with it!1) Artificial red - Mad S...Let's get Friday with it!<BR/><BR/>1) Artificial red - Mad Season. Crappy song off a good album. 4/10<BR/><BR/>2) Prison Sex - Tool. Great song off a great album. 9/10<BR/><BR/>3) Mission - Chris Cornell. I guess this was for the Tom Cruise movie, but I'd like to ignore that. 8/10<BR/><BR/>4) Any Colour You Like - Floyd. Pleasant instrumental that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. 2/10<BR/><BR/>5) Goodbye to Romance - Ozzy. Everyone tells me this was THE song at their 8th grade school dance, but I didn't go to teh dance. Sniff. 7/10<BR/><BR/>6) One - Metallica. Very few songs inspire me to read a book, but this one did. 10/10<BR/><BR/>7) Doctor Jimmy - the Who. Hey, they can't all be "Pinball Wizard." 1/10<BR/><BR/>8) School - Nirvana. Fun noisefest. 6/10<BR/><BR/>9) The Sheriff - ELP. Now we're talking! 9/10<BR/><BR/>10) Flood - Tool. I'll take it! 8/10<BR/><BR/>Not too shabby, but I could've done w/out the Floyd and Who tracks.Thrillhoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082092153634900636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152271739849984092006-07-07T07:28:00.000-04:002006-07-07T07:28:00.000-04:00MBV is the ultimate in shoegazing, so you'll get n...MBV is the ultimate in shoegazing, so you'll get no complaints from me. And if the guitars are fuzzy enough, I do believe that's one word.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13930960.post-1152268084063889062006-07-07T06:28:00.000-04:002006-07-07T06:28:00.000-04:00Pretty interesting buncha songs this week. Stanle...Pretty interesting buncha songs this week. Stanley Bros., nice.<BR/><BR/>I was never a huge fan of Lush, by the way, but I'll have no criticisms of shoegazer music! One word: My Bloody Valentine!<BR/><BR/>Ok, that's three words, but who's really counting, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com