Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Caption Contest

So much to say.... so little time....

Drop your caption ideas in the comments.

14 comments:

  1. Laura Bush, lifting the spirits of hurricane victims one lapdance at a time.

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  2. First Lady Laura Bush prepares to board a forklift and haul away her Xanax prescription for the month.

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  3. This apron doesn't make my butt look big, does it?

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  4. "Okay, I'm ready to help. Which Corinna evacuee needs some faux finishing done?"

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  5. Home Depot proudly unveils its new automated workforce -- the LauraTron 3000.

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  6. Mrs. Thrillhous can't get at the blog right now, but she asked that I pass along this comment.

    Home Depot gets some help from GOP friends, as stores are short-handed due to so many employees being deployed for so long.

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  7. "It lifts AND separates!"

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  8. As the First Lady makes perfectly clear, no Bush has ever had to wear an apron for work.

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  9. "Alright.... this time, I'll be the saucy stockgirl, and you can be the naughty lumber purchaser."

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  10. Is that a 2 by 4 in your pocket?

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  11. I have no caption to add.

    I just wanted to confess that picture makes me horny for the First Lady.

    There, I said it.

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  12. Ralphie, you are one sick Wigglepuppy.

    Whenever I see Laura Bush, I'm always reminded of this guy

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  13. What not to wear: pink and orange together, jacket that stretches across the boobs, greenish hairpiece, and shoulder pads.

    (can she really not put on an apron? and where is her handmaiden to dress her?)

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