He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.I'm so glad that President Pull My Finger has restored honor and dignity to the White House.
And he's paranoid around women? No wonder.
Jeez, how about a little warning for for that photo? The dessicance!!!
ReplyDeleteGood god, man!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought you were gonna go with a little of the Merkle givin Goerge the Heisman for his unsolicited groping. Little did I know I was getting George Bush Sr.'s grandmother.
Someone find me a therapist quick. I'm convulsing too hard to look up the number.
[astonished, sickened silence]
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of what Patton Oswalt recently said at the Shatner roast when Andy Dick came up and licked his face.
ReplyDelete"Goodbye erections!"
I know the photo scared everybody, but come on -- how about a little somethin'-somethin' for the title?
ReplyDeleteConsider it an adjunct of Godwin's law (whoever invokes nazi/hitler first in an argument has already lost): if you put up a picture of the grim reaper's nagging mother-in-law, nobody will remember your title.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, when I think how full of it he is all the time . . . arrgghh.
ReplyDeleteIt is a good title, Otto.
ReplyDeleteBut I was so shattered, so thrown into a fit of hysterical blindness after seeing a photo of the first woman in history to reach the age of 154 . . . I couldn't reply.
True, Mike. But you have to admit -- the Crypt Keeper does clean up well.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. I mean, the way they describe him (and I've seen it before), the towel-snapping, fart-joke-making, keg-standing, challenging-the-elements-on-a-BMX, frat-guy type: I knew that kid in high school. WE all knew him.
ReplyDeleteAnd not a goddamn person really liked him. Not even his "friends."
This shit is journalism?
The worst part is that the press has totally been cowed by him. The way he singles some of them out for ridicule and lets other laugh with him -- straight out of the schoolyard bully playbook.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the reporters are still suffering from Latent Nerd Syndrome to stand up to him.
Too bad the reporters are still suffering from Latent Nerd Syndrome to stand up to him.
ReplyDeleteDing, ding, ding! We have a winner. Good one, Otto.
"Oooo, pweeze, Mistah' Pwesident, lemme pway wiff you an awwl yaw cool fwiends pweeze."
Reminds me of how the lame athletes turned sports reporters line up to fellate whichever jock grants them an "interview."
Uhhh, as opposed to me: a lame athlete who dishes all over jock shenanigans even as he remains a rabid sports fan.
As Homer Simpson put it, "There are two kinds of people in college -- jocks and nerds. I am a jock."
ReplyDeleteGangee?
ReplyDeleteYou guys nailed it regarding the relationship between W ("O'Doyle rules!!") and the press.
ReplyDeleteImages like that are why I'm putting off buying a high-def TV.
ReplyDelete3:37 PM in my timezone, and I ain't got no nachos yet (nor any Liberty or Life either). What's up, fellas?
ReplyDelete4 of you, and no post? I demand justice!
Ask and ye shall receive, my friend. One once, not twice, but thrice we have given new posts.
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