The State of My Liver

For those of you wondering what to do during the 15 minutes of standing ovations, here is a SOTU drinking game.

The authors became flummoxed when contmplating what to drink for a "human-animal hybrid" mention, so here's a brand-new drink. (Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending)

4 parts Three Floyds Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout
2 parts Smoking Loon Pinot Noir
1 part Trump Vodka
6 parts Jägermeister (for the deer blood)

Muddle with a Scientologist and some feminists.
Garnish with a pickled pig's foot.

If you want to mix your own, you can do so in comments. Just be aware that your intellectual property is my intellectual property.