Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
By James M. Kilts
CEO and President,
The Gillette Company
Reality, September 14, 2005:
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Gillette has escalated the razor wars yet again, unveiling a new line of razors on Wednesday with five blades and a lubricating strip on both the front and back.
3 comments:
I remember that Onion piece. Just as funny a year later...
Does this mean the blowjobless rates in the country really are climbing?
I felt totally geeky once when I read an article about someone who knew all of the Windows keyboard shortcuts. At the time, I didn't know about Ctrl-z, and that's come in handy many times since then.
And then there was a bit about Orson Scott Card fans...
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