One of the perils of returning to Blogfrica is getting tagged with the latest meme the cool kids are huffing. Mike's just smacked me with this one, so here goes:
1) Ten years ago, I was...
Getting ready to move to Atlanta -- "Hotlanta," "Gritsville," "The City Too Humid to Hate," "Where Peachtree Meets Peachtree," etc. -- and observe local residents Studiodave and I-Rod up close and personal. I, and my liver, would never ever be the same.
2) Five things on today's to-do list:
*Spend the day with the girl
*Scream at cable anchors during MSNBC's primary day coverage
*Go see Flight of the Conchords at Town Hall
3) Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:
*Purchase Faux News and turn it over to a liberal populist like Thomas Frank.
*Give enough cash to Hillary Clinton to just give it up already.
*Hunt the world's most dangerous beast -- man.
*Mars, bitches! M-A-R-S!
4) Three bad habits:
*Too much coffee
*Not enough sleep
*Inability to see cause and effect
5) Five places I've lived:
*The Land of Chocolate
*A Land Down Under
6) Six jobs I've had in my life:
Alright, that's half serious and all boring. I'm supposed to pass this thing on -- like a flu virus, I suppose -- so I'm going to cough all over the other folks here. Give us some details, boys.