One of the perils of returning to Blogfrica is getting tagged with the latest meme the cool kids are huffing. Mike's just smacked me with this one, so here goes:
1) Ten years ago, I was...
Getting ready to move to Atlanta -- "Hotlanta," "Gritsville," "The City Too Humid to Hate," "Where Peachtree Meets Peachtree," etc. -- and observe local residents Studiodave and I-Rod up close and personal. I, and my liver, would never ever be the same.
2) Five things on today's to-do list:
*Coffee
*Spend the day with the girl
*Scream at cable anchors during MSNBC's primary day coverage
*More Coffee
*Go see Flight of the Conchords at Town Hall
3) Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:
*Purchase Faux News and turn it over to a liberal populist like Thomas Frank.
*Give enough cash to Hillary Clinton to just give it up already.
*Hunt the world's most dangerous beast -- man.
*Mars, bitches! M-A-R-S!
4) Three bad habits:
*Too much coffee
*Not enough sleep
*Inability to see cause and effect
5) Five places I've lived:
*New York
*Atlanta
*Nashville
*The Land of Chocolate
*A Land Down Under
6) Six jobs I've had in my life:
*Busboy
*Waiter
*Bouncer
*Bartender
*Horse Whisperer
*Ghost Whisperer
Alright, that's half serious and all boring. I'm supposed to pass this thing on -- like a flu virus, I suppose -- so I'm going to cough all over the other folks here. Give us some details, boys.
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I think I've already exceeded my daily video clip quota, so I humbly present you boys with the following:
Abe Simpson as Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Post it in good health.
1) Ten years ago, I was...
* Explaining to my wife why drinking until 4 AM was acceptable behavior for a college graduate.
* Arguing with Graphix Corp that my "octopus" waterpipe was my idea.
* Forgetting if I ate dessert or not. Having another - just to be safe (repeat until sleep)
* Playing Mortal Combat in the basement and being amazed at the trick moves.
2) Five things on today's to-do list:
* Measure (Porky's joke)
* Drive to work listening to new REM album.
* 3 hour planning meeting to discuss future planning meetings.
* Responded to dare from my wife to swing on the swing set with all the kids at once.
* Reviewed porn as wife watched "Dancing with the Stars"
3) Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:
* Establish T-Pac like posse with blog friends. Less violence. More focused on competitive laziness.
* Run for governor. Blog posse will ensure win through implied old school violence.
* Buy the Braves - make Ted Turner seem tame with my rants and spending.
4) Three bad habits:
* Is porn a habit? I think its more a lifestyle.
* Burping out load.
* Bad movies entertain me.
5) Five places I've lived:
* New York
* Atlanta
* Nashville
* Charlotte NC
* Washington DC
6) Six jobs I've had in my life:
* Ham Glazer (true)
* Lobbyist (Ryan White Act)
* Lover (I give 110%)
* Bartender
* Perpetual wing man for I Rod
* Motorcycle enthusiast.
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