Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Never Go Full Retard

This is like watching the Hindenberg explode.

And as Michelle Bachmann will explain to you, with her deep knowledge of history, the Hindenberg was a spaceship designed by Alfred Einstein that blew up and killed the Wright Brothers.


Smitty said...

I get the distinct impression that they just make shit up as they go.

Wes said...


Well, heck, I didn't know that Woodsey Owl and Al Franken went back in time to alter American trade policy between the two world wars.


Wes said...

Actually, her diatribe made me think of this:

Bart: Look at that hunk of junk.
Grampa Simpson: Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
Grampa Simpson: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.


Otto Man said...

Well played, Wes.

Alcuin said...

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"


"Forget it he's rolling."

sideshow bob said...

There's a theory going around that Michele Bachmann is the pseudonym of a satirical avant garde performance artist, and the whole stunt just got out of hand.

You know, like the presidency of W.

Otto Man said...

I just can't imagine having her as my congressman. I'd be too afraid she'd swallow her own tongue, much less get anything done for us.

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