"No, seriously, I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks."
"Honestly, we're not hiring. Tough times, you know. But I'll keep you in mind should something come up."
A little Head and Shoulders will take care of that for you.
Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Megadittoes all around here. Nice work, boys.
"I'm not sure your claim that I'd fathered two black children will do much damage this time around, Karl."
"If you thinmk I am as much of a sissy as Kerry or Gore, go right ahead, make my day...bitch."
And Obama leans in for the Fredo kiss...
And Obama leans in for the Fredo kiss...You broke my heart, Karl...
"If you ask me one more time if I'm still with the Sugar Hill Gang, I'm gonna stop smiling and pound your face into next week."(Not my best stuff, but a Sugar Hill Gang reference is always in season.)WF
"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!"
"No, no, Karl. You're gonna love Gitmo."
I'll pop an apple in your ass, Karl.
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