Audio clips from Bill O'Reilly's novel available over at the Village Voice blog.
I thought about picking one sample, but it's just impossible to choose one.
I mean, do I go with a short snappy clip like Bill saying "I wish I were a lesbian"? Or do I go with an extended, disturbingly graphic sex scene?
Seriously, I dare you to try and listen to just one clip.
They're like Pringles -- stale, white, and best consumed by the handful.