Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Never Say Neverland

In a recent appearance on CNN, Representative Robin Hayes (R-Bizarro World) insisted that there was a rock-solid solid connection between Saddam Hussein and the attacks of September 11th. Sure, such claims have been thoroughly dismissed by the 9-11 Commission, CIA officials, counterterrorism experts, a couple Secretaries of State, and even a fella by the name of George W. Bush. But Rep. Hayes knows better. Reminded that the 9-11 Commission had explicitly ruled this out, Hayes huffed, "Legislators have access to evidence others do not." Apparently, legislators have access to primo drugs, too.

Combined with the president's speech last night, which unveiled "Operation: Clap Harder," it seems that we finally do have an exit strategy for Iraq -- second star on the right, and on 'til dawn!

Boy, I'm glad the grown-ups are in charge.

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