In honor of his record-high disapproval ratings, President Bush has replaced his Secret Service detail with a New Orleans funeral band.
When asked how many times he's thought about New Orleans post Katrina, Bush responded sheepishly and raise his fingers to count.
"and a oney and a twoey and oney and twoey"/only funny if read in the poorly impersonated Dubya voice//even then, not so funny
"and a oney and a twoey and oney and twoey"I think he's watching the tracking poll for his approval rating.
Oh when the lameduck...go slouching in...when the lameducks go slouching in....Welcome back!!!! I knew there was a reason I never took you off of my blogroll!
I knew there was a reason I never took you off of my blogroll!If you're anything like us, I'd have to assume the reason is pure lethargy.
"Go, go, President Gadget!"
I'd have to assume the reason is pure lethargy.I was keepin' the dream alive. It was the blogroll version of a vigil.Or, maybe, I just kept forgetting.
"So here's the deal: next time a hurricane rolls 'round Orleans, I'm just gonna part the seas like Moses did. Bam, everyone's safe & everyone's happy."Welcome back by the way. It's hard work hooking up a car battery to your blogging genitals and trying to jump start things, but Rickey has a feeling that you're the right man for the job.
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