Let's see ... It was Lady Liberty ... with the torch ... at the podium.
JOHN ASHCROFT AND THE ITTY BITTY STATUE TITTY COVERING COMMITTEE WERE HERE!
"She is French underneath that dress, you know."Oh wait, already been done...
It was Lady Liberty ... with the torch ... at the podium. Game. Set. Match. I had something tawdry started about a statue and attraction of bird poo, but I couldn't make it work as well as the Clue reference.
Lady Liberty is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore......and this time, it's personal!
...and the golf pro said,"Just hold the club as if it were your husband's penis."
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