Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I laughed, I cringed

Some people just don't know how to handle rejection.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


S.W. Anderson said...

I don't know what to say about this, but I will venture a few guesses about what some others might say.

Dr. Laura: She should've stomped on it and handed it back to him herself.

Nancy Grace: She should've stomped on the other one, to fix him for good.

Rosie O'Donell: Tennis, anyone?

Bill O'Reilly: And tonight we get a look inside the depraved goings on among Britain's social liberals, including sex and cannibalism.

Rush Limbaugh: Our British friends, British females anyway,are taking women's lib to the next level . . .

Yossarian said...

This whole story is making me "teste"

(cricket sound) - (cricket sound) -(cricket sound)

wfta said...

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Otto Man said...

"That guy's nuts! Grab 'em!"

Smitty said...


Was the "Airplane!" ?

Otto Man said...

Close. The first Zucker-Abrams-Zucker flick, "Kentucky Fried Movie."

"This just in -- the popcorn you're eating has been pissed on. More at 11."