I love bacon, but not nearly as much as this lady.
She has taught me much. For example, did you know there was a resistance movement against the Baconator?
There is such a thing as bacon cotton candy? Good thing I ended my boycott of South Carolina because I'm smelling a road trip.
Now that I think of it, there are so many things that can be improved with bacon.
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Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Dr. Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon ...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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