Saturday, August 16, 2008

This ain't Heaven. This sucks!

So Team Canada isn't exactly tearing it up in Beijing.

The good news is that at last people in the Great White North will soon be able to watch some hot Canadian sex.
Federal regulators have granted Alberta-based Real Productions approval to launch a new digital pornography channel, which promises to serve up at least 50 percent domestic content.
The article doesn't mention which half is Canadian.


Studiodave said...

if its the bottom half, ratings will suffer...

Wes said...

I'm trying to imagine the moaning.

"Oh, eh? Ooohhhh, eh? OH, EH?"

Also: Digital Canadian Porn would be a great band name.

/lots of Canadian friends
/would move up there if offered a gig
/has seen Strange Brew at least 70 times ("He saw Jedi 17 times, eh!")


Mr Furious said...

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers..."

Otto Man said...

See, I told you all that iRod wasn't dead.

Noah said...

"Wow! Look at the beaver pelt on THAT one!"

"What, you mean her hat?"

Wes said...

A week later, and I finally remember to tell this.

When we lived in western Massachusetts, the nearest thing approaching a city was Albany, NY. (Notice I said "approaching.") We'd drive over NY 7 to get there, and I'd often get gas at a Sunoco on 7 (in the Pittstown area). Back by the men's room was a collection of adult magazines and DVDs.

One of the DVDs was:

The Girls of Quebec

So these Alberta hosers are behind the time, eh?