Thursday, July 05, 2007

Miracles of choice

Quick, how many people are running for President of the United States? About 20, you say? You are so wrong. Try more than 100.

If you aren't satisfied with the current frontrunners, then why not shop around?

My favorite might be this guy.
Jackson Kirk Grimes — 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government if elected.

However, I am intrigued by Yaphet Kotto's "vibration politics." Yes, that Yaphet Kotto. If it has anything to do with Frank Pembleton getting Dick Cheny in the box, I'm all for it.


sideshow bob said...

Good old Grimey!

Anonymous said...

Before you make a joke out of Mr. G. think about what the U.F.U. offers America and what's at stake if capitalist parasites like Bush, Gore or Clinton continue to run this country.

Hail Grimes!

Heather Goldsmith