If you aren't satisfied with the current frontrunners, then why not shop around?
My favorite might be this guy.
Jackson Kirk Grimes — 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government if elected.
However, I am intrigued by Yaphet Kotto's "vibration politics." Yes, that Yaphet Kotto. If it has anything to do with Frank Pembleton getting Dick Cheny in the box, I'm all for it.