Looks like we'll get a chance to see the actual Chewbacca defense:
A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said.
This article includes a sentence that rivals this one in entertainment value.
Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived.
Trivia: did you know that the language spoken by wookiees is Shyriiwook?