Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Hot Off The Intertubes

Senator Ted Stevens, a notorious asshole and chronic crybaby -- whom my colleague Thrillhous once dubbed "Senator Baby Made a Boom Boom" -- has at long last been indicted.
Alaska Republican Sen. Ted Stevens was charged Tuesday with making false statements after a wide-ranging probe into ties between an energy company and lawmakers in his home state, according to a federal indictment.

In a 28-page indictment from a federal grand jury, Stevens was charged with seven counts of making false statements on his Senate financial forms.

FBI and Internal Revenue Service agents searched Stevens' Alaska home in July 2007 in connection with the probe, which has already snared two oil-company executives and a state lobbyist.
Given that the Republican governor and sole Republican member of the House are both coming under investigation as well, we might just be seeing a clean sweep in Alaska. Bring it.


Otto Man said...

I should say that I hadn't seen Atrios's headline (HULK SMASHED) when I dummied up that picture.

Given our massive readership, I can only assume he stole it from me.

Thrillhous said...

Man, check out those lips. Someone's been getting a little crazy with the collagen injections.

Smitty said...

His mouth doesn't even look human. Is it fish-like? Create From The Black Lagoon-esque?

Otto Man said...

Creature from the Black Lagoon -- thank you. I've been trying to place that mouth for a day now.

Ted Stevens, Nightmare Fuel.

Mike said...

Ugh! Please put up so new posts so I don't have to see that HIDEOUS picture of Stevens' porn star vag lips every time I click here.

Oh shit, gotta go puke again . . .