Friday, July 24, 2009

Attention Advertisers

If you don't cease and desist with the "Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?" ad with those real-life, rythymless, still-schlubby morons pawing their way through the song like drunken fucking pandas, singing the praises of that corkboard piece of shit cookie, I'm going to take a hostage. You have been warned.

Also, Lipitor: Your ad with the heart-attack victim with the pencil thin mustache is creeping me out. Only two kinds of men have that look -- internationally notorious cat burglars and pedophiles. Either way, I'm not listening.

7 comments:

Smitty said...

That commercial is a WMD. That commercial is an enemy combatant.

Funny: the last 4 letters of today's word verification were STFU. Yup.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

What does that make John Waters?

Otto Man said...

Hmmm. I'm going with cat burglar.

Mr Furious said...

Note to self: Hardly watching any television has tremendous benefits.

Rickey Henderson said...

Rickey is overwhelmingly relieved that this ad isn't being broadcasted in his region...

I'd say post a video of the ad for all to see, but that would just be adding to the madness.

Otto Man said...

I couldn't find a video or even a photo still of the ad, but that's probably a good thing.

Just picture fat Rodney Dangerfield trying to hawk a diet cookie with a song, and you're halfway there.

Anonymous said...

now i've got the cookie song in my head...thanks...take a hostage for me as well!