If you don't cease and desist with the "Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?" ad with those real-life, rythymless, still-schlubby morons pawing their way through the song like drunken fucking pandas, singing the praises of that corkboard piece of shit cookie, I'm going to take a hostage. You have been warned.Also, Lipitor: Your ad with the heart-attack victim with the pencil thin mustache is creeping me out. Only two kinds of men have that look -- internationally notorious cat burglars and pedophiles. Either way, I'm not listening.
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That commercial is a WMD. That commercial is an enemy combatant.
Funny: the last 4 letters of today's word verification were STFU. Yup.
What does that make John Waters?
Hmmm. I'm going with cat burglar.
Note to self: Hardly watching any television has tremendous benefits.
Rickey is overwhelmingly relieved that this ad isn't being broadcasted in his region...
I'd say post a video of the ad for all to see, but that would just be adding to the madness.
I couldn't find a video or even a photo still of the ad, but that's probably a good thing.
Just picture fat Rodney Dangerfield trying to hawk a diet cookie with a song, and you're halfway there.
now i've got the cookie song in my head...thanks...take a hostage for me as well!
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