Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Jordan Schlansky Project

Christ, this recurring bit from Conan O'Brien is funny. I still can't believe Schlansky is a real person. He seems like they crossbred Sylar from "Heroes" and the Queer Eye crew.

If Conan isn't your cup of tea, feel free to switch over to Leno. Might as well hit the early bird special at the Sizzler and then take your fiber laxative while you're at it, grandpa.

8 comments:

Smitty said...

I was in tears. This guy was clearly joking on himself...but kinda not. He played it so straight as Conan exploded all around him. Brilliant TV.

Otto Man said...

Irrelevant!

Mr Furious said...

I think Conan sucks. We'll see if this changes my mind.

Mr Furious said...

I hate Conan even more. He had a couple good lines, but he is so goddamn smug and enjoys himself too much. You're not that funny, dude.

That Jordan guy set a new bar for straight man—he's half Vulcan.

Mr Furious said...

Best parts? "Irrelevant." and "...then you were raped."

Worst parts? Anytime Conan acts something out or laughs at his own joke endlessly.

They were pretty goood skits, but I maintain my anti-Conan stance—I still want to hit him in his giant face with an oar.

P.S. I also hate Leno.

Otto Man said...

Let your hatred flow through you.

Mr Furious said...

I really hate Conan so much it was hard for me to enjoy. It was funny enough to be worthwhile.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

I have to admit the image of Conan getting hit in the face with an oar is pretty funny.