Friday, June 16, 2006

Caption Contest

While over at Firedoglake, I came across this photo of Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Faaaaaabulous!) and knew it was my moral duty to use it for a caption contest.

So have at him.

8 comments:

Otto Man said...
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Otto Man said...

Luckily for Sen. Santorum, the Fashion Police were not allowed to make arrests from the Senate floor.

Mr Furious said...

"After my speech, you're all welcome to come over to my chambers for some cotton candy..."

sideshow bob said...

"OK, that's the last time I'm going to a tailor recommended by Barney Frank!"

sideshow bob said...

"Are there any questions?...keeping in mind that I already explained about the suit."

Otto Man said...

"Allow me to read a letter from one of my constituents, a Mister Peter Cottontail of Warren, PA."

Mike said...

"And these terrorists, these gays, these border-crossing Mexicans are such a threat to our way of life that one day soon, God-fearing Republicans will be caught in public wearing pink ties and lavander suit-- What's that? Wait a sec, my handlers are saying something. I what?

Oh.

So, God Bless The Institution of Marriage, God Bless Native-born Americans, and God Bless America."

Studiodave said...

"Why do these homosexuals keep on sucking my cock?"