Luckily for Sen. Santorum, the Fashion Police were not allowed to make arrests from the Senate floor.
"After my speech, you're all welcome to come over to my chambers for some cotton candy..."
"OK, that's the last time I'm going to a tailor recommended by Barney Frank!"
"Are there any questions?...keeping in mind that I already explained about the suit."
"Allow me to read a letter from one of my constituents, a Mister Peter Cottontail of Warren, PA."
"And these terrorists, these gays, these border-crossing Mexicans are such a threat to our way of life that one day soon, God-fearing Republicans will be caught in public wearing pink ties and lavander suit-- What's that? Wait a sec, my handlers are saying something. I what?Oh.So, God Bless The Institution of Marriage, God Bless Native-born Americans, and God Bless America."
"Why do these homosexuals keep on sucking my cock?"
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