From his undisclosed home in the wilderness, the feral cheney only responds to his mating call -- a speech making bullshit claims about the war in Iraq.
An so, ma' fella' 'Merkins, Eye-rock's gonna be the pla--What? Who's pissin' in the tha' bushes? Nobody pisses on the Yoo-nighted States when am' on watch.
If a Vice President wants to go pantsless and watch a speech, what's gonna stop him? You? The press? Those fat cats in Congress?
No Dick. You can't piss on the country while folks are watching.
Cheney tests the cloaking device made from designs given to him by Ahmed Chalabi for $300 million.
"What's the range on this remote control? I'm about about 20 yards now and it still works."WF
Ever since the shooting incident, Dick Cheney has been subject to a restraining order keeping him at least 10 yards away from all his friends.
With a little more hair and a little less weight, I swear that's the guy I saw on the grassy knoll.
As far as I am concerned, it doesn't get better than norbizness's "pantsless" and OM's "restraining order." Too damn funny.My shot: Like Cyrano De Bergerac, Cheney tries to guide Bush through yet another exhausting presser.C: And so, my fellow Americans, only through diplomacy can we solve the Iraqi crisis.B: And so, my fellow Americans, only through force of will and our brave men and women in uniform can we solve the Iraqi crisis.C: That's not what I saidB: That's not what I said
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