Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Caption Contest

Even for Dick Cheney, this is incredibly creepy.

Have at him.

Update: Not surprisingly, John Rogers of Kung Fu Monkey is all over this. He and his commenters are on fire.


Otto Man said...

From his undisclosed home in the wilderness, the feral cheney only responds to his mating call -- a speech making bullshit claims about the war in Iraq.

Mike said...

An so, ma' fella' 'Merkins, Eye-rock's gonna be the pla--

Who's pissin' in the tha' bushes? Nobody pisses on the Yoo-nighted States when am' on watch.

norbizness said...

If a Vice President wants to go pantsless and watch a speech, what's gonna stop him? You? The press? Those fat cats in Congress?

Mike said...

No Dick. You can't piss on the country while folks are watching.

Thrillhous said...

Cheney tests the cloaking device made from designs given to him by Ahmed Chalabi for $300 million.

Wes said...

"What's the range on this remote control? I'm about about 20 yards now and it still works."


Otto Man said...

Ever since the shooting incident, Dick Cheney has been subject to a restraining order keeping him at least 10 yards away from all his friends.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

With a little more hair and a little less weight, I swear that's the guy I saw on the grassy knoll.

Smitty said...

As far as I am concerned, it doesn't get better than norbizness's "pantsless" and OM's "restraining order." Too damn funny.

My shot: Like Cyrano De Bergerac, Cheney tries to guide Bush through yet another exhausting presser.

C: And so, my fellow Americans, only through diplomacy can we solve the Iraqi crisis.

B: And so, my fellow Americans, only through force of will and our brave men and women in uniform can we solve the Iraqi crisis.

C: That's not what I said

B: That's not what I said