"Let's see, I know the answer to this one. Uh, ... 9/11?"
"Yes, yes, I admit it: I married so often, but not so well."
"OMG, taxes . I knew there was something big due today."
Rudy reacts predictably to military intelligence reports that "another 9-11" will not occur between now and the 2008 Election.(His Mayor-at-Large plan, foiled again!)
"What with that towel on their heads? (Silence)Take my wives.Please. (Polite applause)Thanks, I'll be at the Sands through Sunday."
"Dammit, I should've had the G-8!"
"Man, did I drink too much ethanol last night."
"You're telling me they're Republicans now?"
"God dam it-I forgot to put my toupee on."
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"Let's see, I know the answer to this one. Uh, ... 9/11?"
"Yes, yes, I admit it: I married so often, but not so well."
"OMG, taxes . I knew there was something big due today."
Rudy reacts predictably to military intelligence reports that "another 9-11" will not occur between now and the 2008 Election.
(His Mayor-at-Large plan, foiled again!)
"What with that towel on their heads? (Silence)
Take my wives.
Please. (Polite applause)
Thanks, I'll be at the Sands through Sunday."
"Dammit, I should've had the G-8!"
"Man, did I drink too much ethanol last night."
"You're telling me they're Republicans now?"
"God dam it-I forgot to put my toupee on."
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