In anticipation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's upcoming state dinner with the Chimperor, I thought we should use this picture of the Queen with Deadeye Dick.
"... and then, your Highness, Reggie Jackson comes strolling in from the outfield, brainwashed and with a gun in his hand, just saying over and over again, 'I must kill ... the queen.' Really funny stuff."
Jamestown. I can't believe this guy is one of our colonists. If I'd known this would happen, I would have ordered The Deliverance loaded with rocks. We should have let the French win. And these hat pins are killing me.
In anticipation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's upcoming state dinner with the Chimperor, I thought we should use this picture of the Queen with Deadeye Dick.
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"... and then, your Highness, Reggie Jackson comes strolling in from the outfield, brainwashed and with a gun in his hand, just saying over and over again, 'I must kill ... the queen.' Really funny stuff."
Caption from paper Cheney is seen about to pass to the Queen:
"Do you think Margaret Thatcher likes me?
__ Yes
__ No
__ Maybe
"No, Mr. Cheney, I wouldn't care to join you for an evening of 'devil-may-care fun. And no, I don't find it amusing how your name rhymes with queenie.
"Now, bugger off."
"We urge you to go fuck yourself."
Jamestown. I can't believe this guy is one of our colonists. If I'd known this would happen, I would have ordered The Deliverance loaded with rocks. We should have let the French win. And these hat pins are killing me.
Queen: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Cheney: You heard me.
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