Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Why is This Man Smiling?

I'll tell you why.
It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted — a bar with two delicate balls on either side.

On her MySpace website she lists one of her favourite bands as Coldplay and says her heroes are “my beautiful husband and anyone else who embraces peace”. She describes Dennis as a “very philosophical, deep thinking person” rather than a new age type, but he is a vegan, unlike her — she still cannot resist occasional dairy products.

You know what they say about girls who drink milk.

6 comments:

Otto Man said...

It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted — a bar with two delicate balls on either side.

Great, now whenever I see Kucinich, I'll have to wonder about his delicate balls.

I guess that beats my old wondering, which was always about whether or not he became a dentist.

Thrillhous said...

She had to go to India to see that?

S.W. Anderson said...

The whole tongue stud thing is a complete turnoff for me. Distracting for all concerned, IMO. But, to each his or her own.

As for the marriage, good for Kucinich.

Smitty said...

Dude. It's totally LOTR. They compared her to Arwen, and all I could think of as I read the article was that an elf married a hobbit.

norbizness said...

Damn, if only she could vote, he'd have like 12 supporters in the bank.

Otto Man said...

That's a romance straight out of a Renaissance Faire. Huzzah!