Sunday, May 13, 2007

What Were We Just Talking About?

Oh yeah, my lungs are cool.
The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer.

The new findings "were against our expectations," said Donald Tashkin of the University of California at Los Angeles, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years.
I bet his bong collection is just killer.

3 comments:

Otto Man said...

How competitive do you think his Research Assistant positions are? The students probably offer to pay him for the post.

sideshow bob said...

This reminds me, in a bong-rattlingly tangential fashion, of the old Comedy Central promos that went something like:

A recent study has revealed that smoking marijuana kills brain cells...yeah, well, so does watching television, but no one is bitching about that."

Thrillhous said...

You have to smoke 22,000 joints to be considered a heavy smoker? Man, I'm a lightweight.