Thursday, November 16, 2006

Miracle of Life My Ass

I know everyone's been standing around, arms raised, asking "Where's Poochie Thrillhous?" I'm happy to say Mrs. T gave birth to a healthy baby girl recently, and it's been all baby all the time. Pretty typical so far: baby eats, sleeps, and cries while parents stay awake, forget to eat, and cry.

We're holding out for a big fat contract from The Enquirer for the first photos, but I have commissioned this artists' rendering of what the baby looks like after about 5 minutes in my hands (the outfit is a little off; we tend to use a Windsor knot).

I can't promise I'll start posting more often just yet, but I'll try to try.

8 comments:

Otto Man said...

What the Zell?

Congratulations again.

Mr Furious said...

Huzzah! Congratulations, Thrilhouses!

Wes said...

Mazel tov and many blessings.

WF

TravisG said...

Congrats. I'd recommend teaching that baby to change her own diapers as soon as possible. I heard you can do that by, like, four weeks.

It's either that, or resort to the old "I'm allergic to diapers!" routine, which doesn't always work. A lot of wives are smarter than that.

Yossarian said...

Congrats !!

I think there is a Baby Einstein dvd about babies changing their own diapers.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on the joyous event, Mr. and Mrs. T.

Don't sweat the interrupted sleep and all the diapers. The first time she surprises you with breakfast in bed — a charred waffle drowned in syrup and cup of milk slightly stained with coffee — you will know it's all worth it.

Noah said...

Slainte!

Huge congrats, and best of luck. It's pure, beautiful, true love.

Anonymous said...

Congratualtion, Thrillhous! Great news.

All my best to Mrs. Thrill and to Baby Thrill too.

Mazels & tovs and all that good stuff.