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Remember two weeks ago when the GOP continued the party line that this conservative "thought revolution," which was 40 years in the making, was here to stay. Started at the grassroots level, it had a solid, balanced vision and with its powerful fundraising and "get out the vote" machine - unconditional surrender was the only option.

Well, the Reich which was to be here for 1000 years is no more. In a remarkable domino effect, the Grand Old Party has seen the House, the Senate, the head of the GOP Ken Mehlman, Rush Limbaugh's backbone, and now their hope for their "shining star" (Liddy Dole) all disappear....

Privately, there've been Republican grumbles for the past year about Dole's fundraising. Although she raised 12 percent more money in the past two years than her committee did in the previous election cycle, she collected far less than did her Democratic counterpart, Sen. Charles Schumer of New York.

The difference hurt candidates in the trenches, some Republicans said.

Ha. Ha.