Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Horror, The Horror ...

Over at Deadspin, they have a sneak peek at an upcoming horror flick set in the rough-and-tumble world of ... amateur golf. That scraping sound is the bottom of the barrel, I believe.

Here's the synopsis:
Seven years after the free and easy days of high school, four friends meet up at the "Wide Open" - a wild, after dark, golf tournament. The foursome made up of Ben, Fast, Nick and Jack - now men with separate lives and separate perspectives - reunites in the thick woods of Virginia at Woody Hole Golf Club, which just so happens to reopen just in time to host their annual golf outing. But when a stranger stumbles onto the remote course and into their lives, chaos explodes. Soon, these friends are plunged into a horrifying struggle with hideous creatures determined to destroy them. ...

Just as things look their darkest, a mysterious stranger enters the fight. THE GROUNDSKEEPER, once a promising professional golfer, is now a misunderstood loner. The unexplained disappearance of his son has left him heartbroken and alone. A man with nothing to lose, he fortifies the group. As the reality of the situation and his child's horrifying fate become all too apparent, he rises to the challenge and acts out his own rage-induced revenge.
You do not want to make the Groundskeeper angry. Trust me.

4 comments:

InanimateCarbonRod said...

A slasher film - good
At night in the wilderness - good
Joined by mysterious stranger - good

All male cast - In a slasher movie? Are you freaking kidding me? This will never work.

alex supertramp said...

transgender baby.... so hot right now!

Otto Man said...

That's a good point, iRod. I can only assume the start of the golf tournament will involve a wet t-shirt contest.

And during production, you can bet that "Jack" and "Nick" are transformed into a nubile young "Jackie" and "Nikki," a stripper with a heart of gold.

Mike said...

Uh-uh. When you see an angry groundskeeper come into your creative writing class with a five-iron, don't wait to see if he writes violent stories.

Just call the cops now.