Monday, November 14, 2005

Caption Contest

This weekend's caption contest -- featuring President Bush in his ultra-redstate black lycra jazz pants -- received an underwhelming response. I guess all you people have "friends" and "families" and "lives" to attend to over the weekend. Suckers.

Anyway, he's a chance to redeem yourselves. Karen Hughes on the road to Islamabad.

9 comments:

Otto Man said...

Karen Hughes horrifies local children by reading aloud passages from Scaly Things: The Dick Cheney Story.

Norbizness said...

AND THEN LITTLE MISS MANLYHANDS THE SHE-MALE THAT NOBODY LOVED GREW UP TO BE A PRESIDENTIAL ADVISOR. THE END.

Smitty said...

"...and the brave President set out to slay the dangerous, scale-infested warriors of Saddam's feared Butterfly Guard, making Democracy safe for all of you!"

The Doc said...

"EEEEWWW! Bugs are GROSS!"

teh l4m3 said...

"...and on Willy Pete Night all the little children went to sleep..."

Without their skins. THE END!"

S.W. Anderson said...
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S.W. Anderson said...

Why look, kids, it's President Bush, and he's saying hi, y'all in his own special way!

ORF said...

OHMYGOD! Which one of you naughty children tacked a picture of Dick Cheney's member into this book!?!?!

Otto Man said...

"And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll bbbbllllooowww your Islamofascism down!"