This weekend's caption contest -- featuring President Bush in his ultra-redstate black lycra jazz pants -- received an underwhelming response. I guess all you people have "friends" and "families" and "lives" to attend to over the weekend. Suckers.Anyway, he's a chance to redeem yourselves. Karen Hughes on the road to Islamabad.
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Karen Hughes horrifies local children by reading aloud passages from Scaly Things: The Dick Cheney Story.
"...and the brave President set out to slay the dangerous, scale-infested warriors of Saddam's feared Butterfly Guard, making Democracy safe for all of you!"
"EEEEWWW! Bugs are GROSS!"
"...and on Willy Pete Night all the little children went to sleep..."
Without their skins. THE END!"
OHMYGOD! Which one of you naughty children tacked a picture of Dick Cheney's member into this book!?!?!
"And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll bbbbllllooowww your Islamofascism down!"
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