You know, I just recently came off a trip to the Far East. By the way, representing the United States of America around the world is one of the great experiences of the presidency. And it struck me that I was in a region of the world where there -- where wars had started.Deep thoughts, there. Hey, man, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean really looked at them?
Seriously, it's nice to see the president getting out there and meeting the global community that hates him.
If only he'd had a chance to visit the Far East earlier, as a representative of the United States of America. He might have even been able to witness one of those wars himself! Too bad that the fickle finger of fate needed him to keep Texas safe from the Viet Cong.
(Hat tip to Atrios, who had the stomach to reprint even more of this brilliant address.)