Although he started the knock-knock joke, President Bush finds himself stumped by the reply, "Who's there?"
"Hey, Mister Jintao, wanna see my Iraq Exit Strategy? Heh heh heh."
I don't understand, the Door Handle Of Supreme Enlightenment has always worked before...
"Whassat say? ....P....U....S....H.......well, I'm pulling as hard as I can and it still won't work!"
I can't believe these photos made it to the cover of the NY Times. That alone should be good for another ten years' screaming about the librul media.
Did they shrink the President and put him in a dollhouse? What the hell is with that place?
Hey, c'mon, I gotta go now. I mean, I've got to, you know, uh, go! So let's somebody get the hell back there, open this damn thing and point the way to the john. NOW!
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
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