Thursday, February 02, 2006

Ask a Republican

While I was tooling around the Patton Oswalt website in search of his latest bon mot, I came across something just as hilarious -- Ask A Republican.

Ever wondered why Bush doesn't attend soldiers' funerals? Or how the GOP really feels about gays and blacks? Or who's the reigning drinking champion of the Senate? (Maybe that one's not hard to guess.)

Well, just Ask a Republican.


Thrillhous said...

Dammit, that's some funny stuff. I think my favorite was about why it's better for poor people to fight wars than republicans.

Otto Man said...

I liked the answer to whether or not George Bush hates black people.

Thrillhous said...

And as a Christian he doesn't hate gays, he just hates their "faggoty ways".

Otto Man said...

The comment about Ted Kennedy's drinking: "... that giant noggin has its own liver."