"While his opponent is an honorable man, I truly don;t think the American people can trust Mr. Frankenberry to defend them during these dark days. Only a true patriot like Count Chocola can get the job done!"
"Like Ray Nagin said, Chocola City baby"
"Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for ... Sexual Chocolate!"
The campaign was all but over when word of the illicit affair with Booberry leaked out...
"I'd like you all to vote-vote for Chris Chocola-Chocola, if you know-know what I mean-mean."
"When you go to the polls, please choo-choo-choose him!"
"LET THE EAGLE SOOOOOAR... Right up the ole hershey highway. How'dja like that one, John? Heh, heh, heh."
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