Thursday, February 09, 2006

Caption Contest

Time for another caption contest.

As we all know, the Hanky Clutching Brigade has succeeded in making Coretta Scott King's funeral this week's outrage. I haven't seen this many panties in a wad since I last visited a Victoria's Secret. (Which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.)

Anyway, since they want to talk about this moment, let's get creative. Have at 'em.

12 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Dang, honey, isn't that the fella from 'Driving Miss Daisy'?"

Smitty said...

P-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-th-th-th-f-f-f-t-t.....

misplacedmtnman said...

BUSH: Isn't this great, honey? This will give Rush Limbaugh enough material for a week!

LAURA: Hush! I'm trying to set him on fire with my laser vision!

Mr Furious said...

"Psst. Laura, is that one of those "black" folks I keep hearing about?"

"[sigh] Yes, George. you've seen them before. Remember the trip to Africa? I think there were a few at the U.N., and you remember Colin Powell don't you?..."

"He was black?"

Thrillhous said...

Hey Laura, have you ever noticed how their butts are bigger than ours? What's up with that?

Norbizness said...

Smitty wins. Close the comments.

misplacedmtnman said...

I agree!

Otto Man said...

That was a mighty fine fart noise, son. You could get a job in the comics industry.

Smitty said...

Ah-thank you!

RightWing said...

[Whisper] Hey Laura... I think we are the only Republicans in the house!

S.W. Anderson said...

"Darlin', gimme a piece of paper, gum wrapper, or somethin'. I'm gonna make a spitball."

S.W. Anderson said...

"Well, dear, it could be worse. At least he's not coming back here to give us a hug, or something like that."