Thursday, March 29, 2007

Caption Contest

It's been far too long since we did one of these, and this is far too bizarre to pass up. Have at her.

(Image stolen, as always, from Dependable Renegade.)

10 comments:

Otto Man said...

"I'll get you, Nancy! You and your little dog, too!"

norbizness said...

(1) That's the last time I hire the fashion designer from Flash Gordon as my clothier!

(2) Guards... seize this impudent wench!

Shane Rollins said...

LB-I'm all kinds of ready for the Prince after party!

NP-I may be from San Fran, least I don't dress like it like SOME people.

Otto Man said...

Captions aside, is anyone else getting more and more creeped out by Laura Bush's thousand-yard Xanax stare? She's only a month away from drawing her lipstick in ever-widening circles around her lips like Diane Ladd in "Wild at Heart."

Mike said...

Laura: I am The Decidtrix!

Nancy: Who's the flat-chested chick in the Elvis outfit?

Wes said...

Wow. Joan Collins has definitely seen better days.

WF

Hooey said...

Laura: "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up" or "I am big! It's the pictures that got small."
Nancy: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine." or
"Round up all suspicious characters and search them for stolen documents."

teh l4m3 said...

The most futuristic Donna Reedbot ever!

InanimateCarbonRod said...

"Like it? It's made from switchgrass."

Thrillhous said...

Erin Gray, eat your heart out!